My 3yo "accidentally" unspooled the entire roll of toilet paper. But don't worry, he "fixed" it. pic.twitter.com/MFKWJ2rNqi
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2014
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 10, 2016
I woke up with a toddler's foot under my chin trying to pry my head off like a bottle cap in case you were thinking about having kids.
— Descending Dave (@Dave_in_SoPo) April 3, 2015
watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence
at least we don't have to save for college
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 27, 2014
The 20 pounds you put on making sure your toddler's leftover food doesn't go to waste.
- The Toddler Twenty
— Inappropriate Charm (@LackOfShame) June 12, 2016