Just as you thought things could not get any worse for Rob Ford, Toronto's crack-smoking mayor was ticketed Friday night for jaywalking and public intoxication in Vancouver. Canada's most notorious public official was in town for the funeral of a family friend when he was stopped by police for crossing the street on a red light. Eyewitness Ian Currie told Global News that he overheard the mayor tell police officers: 'I f-ed up, boys... I thought it was looser on the West Coast, I thoughts you were cooler over here.'